About

Creative Commons via Sappymoosetree

OUR MANIFESTO
We believe that socks are unjustly maligned and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them. We think lost socks are Nature’s poetry and the most egalitarian of her displays, since everyone can lose one. We pledge to fight ‘two-sock thinking’ wherever we find it. Life would be dull if we had to wear matching socks every day. Oh, and we like gnomes, too.

OUR MISSION
To become the number one unpaired socks and gnome appreciation society by providing the highest quality insights and freshest news all in one place with 98% customer satisfaction 60% of the time, every time.

OUR VISION
Is very good.

CORE VALUES
Wearability, durability, perfumability, lustworthiness.

WHY GNOMES?
Some would argue that gnomes are the new socks. In either case, socks are the original gnome.

HOW TO JOIN
By being on this page, you have already become part of the Society. By reading this sentence, you hereby agree to always be part of the Society, no matter what you think of it at a later date.

SOCK TALES
Co-written by the founding members of the society a.k.a. The Socks. Go check them out.

MARBLECAKE.
Also, The Game.